* My right arm pit tends to be way smellier then my left.
* I miss people more when they are not around more than I appreciate them when they are.
* This is the longest short week ever.
* I am not so much useless, as I am lazy and impatient and unwilling to figure things out for myself when I can easily rely on someone else to sort things out. This scares me a bit.
* Good friends are hard to come by. When you find one, hold tight, but not so tight that you choke them and they turn red in the face and gasp for air and hurl their cookies...
