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Art Colony: why you should love me...
Friday, March 25, 2005
› by katie
Hi,
so, okay. Um, I guess my narcissistic post wasn't narcissistic enough, so this is the best I can do (thanks for the format hint, Blaine):
Why you should love me:
1. I wear perfume (but not too much) and usually smell quite nice.
2. I am a good typist.
3. I escaped working in the corporate world and believe that my work in academia will "make a difference."
4. I'm attractive, but not too attractive.
5. I am in love with my husband.
6. My teeth are a little crooked.
7. I'm bad at math.
8. I vote.
9. I'm liberal.
10. I'm not a wack-o.
11. I feel bad for Michael Jackson.
12. I love animals.
13. I don't tell secrets.
14. I read books.
15. I'm really bad at staying up to date with music.
16. The CD's in my car are the Smashing Pumpkins adore CD and Simon & Garfunkel.
17. I go fishing but don't kill the fish.
18. I'm scared of bugs.
19. I don't exercise regularly.
20. I love bike riding.
21. I eat oreos for breakfast.
22. I magically don't weight 368 lbs, despite eating oreos for breakfast.
23. I love my parents.
24. I have a twin brother whom I love, but don't understand.
25. I really like La Croix water in berry flavor.
26. I used to do a lot of interesting things, but now I live in the city.
27. My life goal is to live out in the middle of nowhere, and have a garden.
28. And babies. Lots of babies.
29. And kittens.
30. And a dog or two.
31. And horses.
32. And a lucrative career to sustain all these beasts.
33. I write to a bunch of people I don't know about my boring life.
34. I live in Wisconsin and have polka-ed at many a sporting event.
35. I'm scared of playing sport games that involve balls (volleyball, baseball, etc...)
36. My nails are short.
37. When my grandparents were alive I wrote them long letters.
38. I watch the Simpsons every day while I make dinner.
39. I am good at keeping plants alive.
40. I sing in the car when nobody is around, loudly.
41. I wear my contact lenses longer than I should.
42. I don't drink warm drinks.
43. I don't enjoy playing games (cards, board, video).
44. I enjoy watching movies, reading, going to art museums.
45. I try to be nice to people most of the time.
46. I'm not nice to people all the time.
47. I remember most of my dreams (at least one per night, which I guess isn't most.
48. I spell poorly.
49. I enjoy driving.
50. I'm not generally narcissistic.
Okay. Whew. That's it. Do you know me? More importantly, do you LOVE me?
OVER & OUT
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