I'm not sure if it was the combination of a Mexican lunch followed by an Indian dinner but I had the smelliest farts the other day. Normally my farts are odorless or just slightly smelly ... but the other day they were loud and deadly. I know this is really gross for me to talk about but I came up with a brilliant solution.
On the night of this occurrence, I was also celebrating clean sheet night. I did not want to stink up my clean sheets so I took one of those dryer sheets (like Bounce) and taped it to the back of my underwear. I woke up smelling fresh as a summer's breeze. Unfortunately, I slept alone that night so I don't know if this brilliant idea would work with another person in the room. Can I get a couple to try this out and let me know? ... I might want to talk with the Bounce people and maybe develop fresh smelling fart underwear.
