I probably would be happy with a couple of million dollars for Christmas but since I haven't been playing lotto as I should or hanging out with any super rich people, I doubt that would happen.
Earlier this week I was talking to my friend Matty D (not to be confused with Matty J) and well he said all he wanted for Christmas was Hand Jobs from all of his friends. You know I think he might be onto something I mean it is both Naughty and Nice. I don't see much benefit for a hand job for myself but I'll try anything once ... and I am sure this would be a lot easier for people to give than a couple of million dollars would. And who doesn't like to be Naughty this time of year.
