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Cootie Girl: lions, tigers and bears - OH MY!
1.15.2004
OK I don't know about the rest of you but I really think that fur/faux furs coats are really bad looking, especially on large women. Make that any person for that matter. I am sorry if you have one of these offending coats in your closet but come on do you really think it looks good on you. Many of the women I saw this week just reminded me of animals in the wild. Today I saw a rare grey spotted cheetah (with gloves and scarf to match) and a petite black poodle dog. Yesterday this large woman was wearing a faux golden brown fur coat she looked like a big teddy bear (a Teddy Grahams bear to be exact). I was tired I almost sat next to her so I can sleep on her shoulder. The big fur donut hats are horrible too. Two women today with those on looked like a pair of lions. Oh and let's not forget the big furry boots that make a "fashionable girl" look like she wants to be mistaken for Bigfoot or ABBA. Its days like this, I want to just go out and get a big orange parka and go hunting on the subway. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kill any of these people I would only stun them with a cattle prod, strip them of these offending coats and release them back into the wild.
