elanamatic: Intern Wanted Interested in learning what it's like to be a half-fledged adult? Ready to experience 'real life' responsibilities and taste true independence?
Schachter-Kanee incorporated are looking for a full or part-time 'life' intern. The duties of this new position will include sorting, washing and folding laundry, determining suitable pizza toppings, post-wedding record keeping and thank you card writing, managing regular household expenses and cleaning schedules.
Minimum Requirements: Strong cuisinary skills Ability to juggle insane social calendars Must have a high tolerance for alcohol, weed, chocolate sundaes and screaming matches. Successful completion of all books by Haruki Marukami Extensive music background, including ability to summarize albums in a sentence or less. Highly skilled at errand running. Mobility to chauffeur as needed.
Massage experience is considered an asset.
Interested individuals are invited to submit their resume in confidence to me.
All applicants are sincerely thanked for their interest, however, only those individuals being considered for an interview will be contacted. No telephone calls or agencies please.
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