there's this stoner guy who lives in my apartment complex. i call him "julie's dad" because he has a black lab named julie. last night i was taking my dog on her final pee walk of the night and julie's dad roared up in his honda civic and i was right in front of the car as he and his shaggy friend get out and he says to the friend "dude, don't forget the pipe" and then he turns and sees me there and says "....to fix the plumbing". good save, stoner guy, good save. i COMPLETELY believe you have a plumbing problem.
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