per rich's request:
the other night, i was watching tv and then i started reading a book...when i looked back at the tv my friend "jerry springer" was on....and he had on "bizarre love stories". the first one was this woman who was cheating on her hubby with a man that had NO BOTTOM HALF OF HIS BODY. the second one that i managed to catch was these big fat fatties that liked to incorporate food into their sex lives. not just whipped cream and strawberries kind of stuff... but real food. there was a "jerry cam" video of them rolling around in breakfast food in just their undies. then they cut to a scene where they're in a big tub of CREAMED CORN and this was the funny part -i couldn't stop laughing partly from embarrassment, partly because it was UNBELIEVABLE - they kept pouring the corn over each other and saying in really sexy voices "ohhhhh - corn....creamed corn...ohhhh". it was all stuck in her boobies and god knows where else. the guy was trying to use this little hand held whirlpool thing and it got clogged with corn...it was disgusting....
my points are: 1- creamed corn and 2- i had no idea this kind of stuff was REALLY on jerry springer.
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