"I am 25. I never kissed a man until I was seventeen. I have slept with a college guy, a pothead, a younger redneck, and a pervert. I have had bulimia, drinking problems, mood problems, and have a specific phobia. I am the most reticent person I have ever met. I can also hold a grudge, be loud, be ridiculous. The joke's on you if you've bothered to read this. Maybe you're a psychology student and would like some information on the above conditions. I'd be happy to oblige."
Ah reticence! I can't help but wonder what would it take to bring this lovely woman out of her shell.
