So, for argument's sake, I was going through my collection of arcane texts last night and came across a recipe, a spell, an incantation (if you will) with the power to take thirty years off my age, dropping me to a wonderfully cute 4 (yet, retaining the knowledge and emotional capacity of my present-state; approximately 10).
So, the necessary ingredients, all but one, are pretty cheap and easy to find. I'm pretty sure I could do this if I want to.
But I'm going to need a family, to raise me, feed me, house me - I will be four years old, you understand. My own family is out of the question. You know where this is going...
I'm looking for parents. Robot parents preferably. I promise to be a good boy and to use all my additional time and knowledge to accomplish great things which will make you very proud. We can work out identification issues and other such matters. And you, YOU get a hefty tax break!
Think about it. This is a big decision. I'm just giving you the option. Like I said before, I'm pretty sure this can be done. Let's get this done.
