This was in The Wall Street Journal today: "There seems to me no question that the Batman film 'The Dark Knight,' currently breaking every box office record in history, is at some level a paean of praise to the fortitude and moral courage that has been shown by George W. Bush in this time of terror and war."
You know what else is a paean of praise blah blah blah by George W. Bush in this time of blah blah blah? Impotence. Mosquitos. Dead kittens. Dana Carvey. Menstruation. Tooth decay. Microwave pancakes. Four dollar milk. Rotten fish smell. That Batman movie with George Clooney in it. Bread that gets moldy the day after you buy it. The fact that some medium shirts are a totally different size than other medium shirts. Orphans. Refugees. The KKK. Uhhh...New Orleans in general.
And oh yeah...The Wall Street Journal. W.H.O.R.E.!
