I am grumpy and hungover today. Last night I drank booze (much like the rest of the xmas-partying Western World) and had this dream where I was drinking tonnes of water, but not quenching my thirst. The people in my dream were all saying:"wow, Adina, you are drinking so much water!"
In honour of PMS, here is a list of things that bother me today: -knuckle cracking -people who profess to be so weird that no one understands them. -when people try to involve me in their dramas. -Lawrence Durrell -William Wordsworth -Oprah -when people pick up accents that are not their own. -when people let big white zits stay on their face all day. -Guys who wear button down shirts and go to fake British pubs and laugh loudly, pronouncing "ha ha ha" -uncomfortable shoes--(why?) -when people say they feel sorry for someone, but they actually are criticizing them. -pompously ridiculous song lyrics "she walks like summer and she talks like June" -hard boiled eggs -CBC readers who write in to correct your mistakes and call you a "fellah" -beatnic writers -Bill Cosby sweaters -Theatre critics who use word like "chiaroscuro"
