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Pony: brain patterns
9.10.2003


Since Rich has similarly categorized his brain's activities while at work, here is my brain during the days of PMS.

Please don't take me away in a straightjacket, but for one or two days a month, I am certifiably insane. Here are some gems from last month:

Everyone hates me.

Chocolate.

Does he realize he is chewing NEXT to my ear?

Waittasec, I think they can sense me getting irritated with them and they hate me.

Whoever said acne would end after puberty should be shot on sight.

Ugh. Fat.

Chocolate.

Everyone is so aggressive today. I think they hate me.

Ugh, fat,

Must get out of the elevator. Everyone is crowding me and looking at me and I am breathing in their germs carbon monoxide.

Chocolate.

Ugh, the subtext is too loud!

Chocolate.


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