Can't breathe through my nose but it is too dry too breathe through my mouth Baby has the hiccups We packed my library book Must call a bunch of people Can't call them now Must disconnect phone and internet That holocaust denial conference in Iran Those boys shot in Gaza Pinochet actually got to die of old age All the news, actually Another apocalypse dream: wow. a natural disaster would be that much harder to navigate with a baby Moving on Sunday Getting boxes At least 30 people asked me when I was due at the office christmas party. I was forced to hide in the bathroom so as not to lose my shit. If another person asks "when are you due", "Is it a boy or a girl", and suggests that I look "ready to pop" I will bite them and draw blood. I have been pregnant for every season. This baby is never coming out. We are having a houseguest too close to my due date. What if I go into labour when he is staying with us? Can I tell him to leave? Baby has the hiccups
