Hello Spring! Finally! Oh, if you were a person and not a season, I'd hug and kiss you. I'd pick you flowers. I'd make you a mix tape with suggestive songs. We'd drink lots of wine.
Oh, spring.
Here's a poem for you, in haiku form:
Flowers. Birdies. Yay. Apart from my sinuses Welcome back, lover.
First milkshake of the season The first milkshake of the season has been sampled, and if it's any indicator, this year's milkshake harvest will be the best ever. Best tasted with a straw, this year's amble amount of cream and mouth filling chocolate should be a big hit with milkshake lovers everywhere. Oh, and it has a delightful nose, unless someone then crams the shake up your nose like in a playful TV commercial. damn right its better than yours
The Motorola V60 series I love these phones, but hate their antenna. The antenna on mine has been replaced 3 times in about 15 months. W.T.F.?!! Yesterday, it broke, and you know... F*ck 'em. The phone works fine without it - I'm not replacing it anymore. Stupid antenna cartel isn't getting anymore of my dollars.
Dear Motorola, Your V60 phones are great, but who is the MORON who approved the antenna design. Did I mention they are a moron? They have to be. Normal people would not think this would be a good idea. Stupid.
Oh, and that data connection cord thing you offer where people can hook their phone up to their computer - did anyone actually test that piece of sh*t? Get off the crack! Crackies!
Disgruntled customer, Hap E. Robutt
5 questions for John in India - Part II 1. Nice hotel room? Very nice.
2. How are all the workers doing? The staff at both vendors are pretty great. Really nice and sharp, everyone asks good questions.
3. Is the coconut boy still around? The coconut boy is still around but now he's branched out to taking guests out on tours of the neighboring market and train station. I've been getting my own coconuts this time around.
4. With Pat in Kuwait, you should go visit him. You are just a tad bit closer than normal. Yeah I was hoping Pat would be on shore leave while I was in town....oh well.
5. How's the value of the dollar? Are you living large? Do you have a posse or group of thugs? The value of the dollar is silly good here. I think in most places it's 43 rupees to the dollar. I've actually started a posse of data entry thugs.
(I think John is back from India now... so, welcome back!)
