I rarely could give two shits about how someone wears their hair. I should be one to talk. I haven't visited a professional hairdresser in probably a year. I just rub a dab of Murray's Hair Dressing Pomade in my hair, mess it up, and then I'm done.
But this dude, one of the guys from the band Death Cab For Cutie? (I apologize that I don't even know his name or what instrument he plays.) I just can't figure out what he's doing with his hair.
Okay, check it out:
He's the one on the left. What the fuck? It's like an inverted version of Wolverine from X-Men.
Here's another, just to prove to you that this is indeed a recurring hairstyle:
Now, in the above photo, it becomes clear that he's resentful of the fellow who is waving. That dude clearly gets the second most pussy in the band. And besides that, he will never in his life need to purchase Rogain.
Right here the other guys are kinda embarassed that his hairstyle is front and center.
But these fellows are too nice to say anything.
Here he is having a bad hair day: The other Death Cabbers seem just a little pissed that he couldn't pull it together for the photo session.
All i gotta say is, dude, buck up. You've made the transition from underground indie sensation to legitimate, unit-moving, minor rock stars. Embrace the forehead. No need to cover it with the curtains. You can even be bald and people will still like you. I mean, look at whatsisname from The Smashing Pumpkins:
To be honest, Death Cab guy, one could argue that Bozo's hair is cooler than yours.
Now, I don't want you to think I dislike you, Death Cab guy. I have nothing against you or your band. I just want to make sure you know that when people see your hair, they think it is the lamest hair in rock music today.
