Cootie Girl: The big stink
9.26.2004
I saw a man today that took a shit on Madison Avenue. No seriously, I was walking down Madison from 36th street to my office on 34th and right on the corner next to the public library there was a homeless man standing next to one of those big canvas laundry carts from some hotel or business. I was wondering what he was doing as I see he was adjusting his belt - actually I was fearing he was a pervert that wanted to show me his wang. As I got closer I could smell what really happened and sure enough I looked down and there on a piece of newspaper was the evidence. This is the second time in my life that I have seen a homeless man shit. Well technically I didn't see this one - but I did see one a few years ago on the corner of 30th and 2nd avenue. I was having a drink at this bar I think it was called "Another Bar" and sitting in the window when I see this man squat between two dumpsters to do his business. Yeah I love living in the big stink.
