"No really look at it. Do you see? Do you see the cool video player attached to my belt playing some cool hip hop videos ... go ahead it's ok to stare (not stair*) right at it. That is why I put it there (not their*), I want you to look at my crotch."
Thanks tall dark handsome man on the train for letting me stare (not stair*) at your crotch - oh and I enjoyed the video too.
*spelling errors corrected thanks to Chris and Liz* -actually I was really busy at work and didn't take the time to re-read before posting so thanks guys for letting me know. BTW, I hate my job
