It has been a long time since I had a good, old-fashioned, obsession-causing sex dream. I miss them. The last one I can remember happened in the fall of 2001.
Is this an age thing? I used to have them all the time. They were my favorites. You would go to sleep completely indifferent to some person you kind of knew... then whammo! next morning you're seeing them in a totally different light. All because of a few seconds of subconscious gymnastics.
All my crushes used to start out as dreams. I'd dream about a girl that I had thought very little about and suddenly, after having hot, surreal school bus/shower/ urinal/ picnic shelter/ laundromat sex with them (in dreams, you don't even have to take off your pants to have sex!), I would start my crush-like pursuit. Oftentimes, these girls would be so suddenly flattered by all the extra new attention I was showing them that they would have a dream about me. At that point, we'd be off and running.
I really miss these dreams. I wish for one tonight. Make it a good one. My requests: 1) Make it a real stunner. I want to wake up at five and not be able to go back to sleep. 2) Let it be about someone I see around enough so that the dream can linger for weeks after its gone. 3) It need not be messy. I'm not sure if that's physiologically possible after the age of 21, but if it is, I don't need it. 4) This may be asking too much... but... go ahead and give me a whole series of them. All about the same person. And let that person be someone I only know a little bit. It's more fun that way.
