Fainting, while dangerous as to where you might land, is a pretty painless yet dramatic illness. You're sitting there, feeling light-headed and then swoon, you're on the floor, concerned co-workers gathered around yelling something about "let him breathe."
I wish I could do it at will. Right now. At work. I wish I could close my eyes and hit a tiny little physical trigger and whammo! I'm on the floor. Amazed. With the best, least painful excuse to leave work and go home and sleep sleep sleep.
I'm trying to swoon right now. It's so hot, even in my office. Especially in my office. My cheeks are flushed, my head swims. I'm only an inch from passing out anyways.
Can I make myself faint? Is there a hidden trick? 'Cos I'd be willing to try it.
Ahhh. Passing out would be the best. Like a goat in the rain.
