I want a night life during the week. Going out on the weekend is too crowded and overhyped. I used to love going out on weeknights, but now I have to be home by 11 so that I can get 7 hours sleep. I got home at 12 last night, having left the bar *early* and now I am so tired, I can't feel my face.
And by the way, hidden elves in my house, I demand the return of the following items: