Dear hidden elves, Thank you for returning my watch this morning. As for the other items--what can I say? I eagerly await their return. I did laundry last night and still only have 4 complete pairs of socks. I would buy more socks, but they are pricey! Need I remind you that last year this time, I had 20 complete pairs. Surely you can't need all those socks! Please return my monkey socks, especially.
In the meantime, if you find the two chinese stirfry bowls that are neither in the fridge nor the cupboards, I would be grateful, because I want to eat stir-fry from a bowl tonight with chopsticks and watch a kung-fu movie.