Had dinner with Kato tonight and was reminded of this story from when her niece worked as a lifeguard.
A bunch of kids were splashing around on noodles and singing this song in the sunshine. It is to the chorus of the club med fave, hot hot hot, except they changed the lyrics:
"Ole ole, my brother's gay, but that's ok, he was born that way he thinks he's hot hot hot but he's not not not..."