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you tell him! 
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i'm going to puke 
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head 
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homework robot 
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flava flav 
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Flava Flav
by rich
Yesterday, while waiting on a B, D, or Q train, an E train pulled up, and out walked a man with 3 small kids.
He had to yell at one of them, because they were about to get stuck in the train.

When i heard this voice, I immediately turned because I recognized it.

Flava Flav (from Public Enemy) was in the proverbial house (or, in this case, on the train platform.)

When he turned around, i almost laughed, not because he had this comical clock around his neck, but because all three of
his kids had clocks around their necks. Quite a time keeping family he's got there.








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