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fondled twice
by grab
I was with a Vice Pres from my company in the subway station. We were talking about work on our way to the train.

When it came time to go through the turnstile, I had a token and went through. He swiped his card, and got confused with the whole passing through the turnstile process, and lost his fair...it was the last fair on his metrocard! I had no other token to give him, so he had to refill his card. The machine was broken so he waited on line at the window, after telling me to wait for him.

He wanted to ride with me until we got to his stop which was before mine, to talk about more work stuff. All this was making me even later for the meeting I was already late for, and I was sure to get screamed at by the contractors for being so late.
So I got to the meeting late, got screamed at, and tended to business.

Afterwards I was heading back up to my office. I was seated among a group of about 20 youngsters (about 8 years old) from a summer day camp, along with their counselors (probably 18 years old). We all got off at the same stop. The counselors were trying to corral the kids on the platform, so they could all exit together.

As I walked past one of the counselors, I inadvertently brushed against her. Without seeing me, she assumed I was one of her kids trying to wander off, so she reached out to grab me to stop me, and kind of slipped her hand in my front pocket to have something to grab on to. And grab on to something she did! She made substantial contact with the "little guy". I kind of laughed and jumped and said "Whoa Nelly!", and tried my best to look like I did not enjoy it.

She gasped and jumped, and apologized repeatedly. So I said "no problem" and went on my way.

As I was going up the stairs, I felt someone blatantly squeeze my ass from behind. I turned around to see an obese, sweaty, old woman, dressed in a moo moo. She not so genuinely said "I'm Sorry" as she looked at the ground. Befuddled, I said "Yeah me too", as I skipped steps to get away from her.








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