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Sully
by Sully
The other day, during rush hour, there was this homeless guy sleeping in the end of the car. He was laying down across 3 seats, and his legs were sprawled out across the 2 perpendicular seats. Thats 5 seats he was occupying. Now across from him, he had all these boxes and shopping bags full of crap piled on the other 5 seats. Now I undersatnd that the guy is homeless, that is unfortunate. I do not mind riding with homeless people on public transportation, unlike some people. I even try to spare a buck or two when I can. But I thought the fact that he had to take up 10 seats just to sleep on with all his crap, was just rude. Guys like him give the other homeless people a bad name.








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