Almost Bitten
by Almost Bitten
Its Halloween, and I'm sitting on the train, minding my own business. A gray haired bag lady sits down next to me. She stunk of alcohol, and looked unclean. About 10 seconds after she sat down, she turned to me, with both hands in the air, opens her mouth (revealing 3 brown teeth) and emits a hissing sound, and starts lunging quickly at my face.
It was all very dracula like.
When her bright red nose was about 6 inches from my neck, I sharply backhanded her in the jaw. Not to hurt her, just to stun her, because there was no way for me to get up in time.
I finally stood up, and loudly said "What the f*ck are doing?"
She just sat there hissing at me with her arms up. At this point everybody was staring at me.
As I got off at the next stop, I warned the other people "Watch out, she just tried to bite me!"
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