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rock paper scissors
by Raquel
I saw 2 kidz playing rock paper scissors last night on the F train. Only this wasn't just rock paper scissors. It was more like rock paper scissors f*#@ you. Seriously. One of the options at the end of 123 was flipping the bird at your opponent. So one round culminated in these two kids flipping the bird at each other. Delighted, they hooked middle fingers together in a sort of "doin it" clench which morphed into an elaborate secret handshake.

Times have changed folks. I wonder how those dirty rhymez we used to pattycake to have aged. Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. The boyz r in the bathroom pulling down their flies blah blah blah is probably now: Tell me no more bullshit no more sicky tricks, the boys are in the lockeroom sucking each others dicks are out patrolling in the central park...








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